Puns

1. Professional Transitions (Workplace Cupid Puns) Cupid’s in HR—he’s always aiming to make hearts “work” better together. Cupid’s an expert at project management—he has a lot of “targets” to hit.…

1. Professional Transitions I was once a teacher, but I had to stick to something more practical. After years in sales, I felt so glued to my desk that I…

1. Navigational Puns “I tried to become a captain, but I kept sailing through interviews—they just didn’t seem to ‘dock’ with me.” “If you're caught in a storm on a…

Clergy & Religious Leadership Father, Son, and Holy Roast — the perfect trio for a divine cup of coffee. Priest, but not the one you expected—I'm the alter ego. You…

1. Goblin Workplace Humor The goblin accountant's favorite job? Balancing the books with a bit of grit. Why did the goblin become a manager? He was really good at ghoul…

1. Arrival & Reunion Puns "I had a ‘homecoming’ and felt so welcomed, I might just stay for a second ‘season’!" "I thought the reunion would be like a GPS…

1. Skin Care I got a serum that promises to "change my complexion." Guess it’s really a skin-changer. Why did the moisturizer apply for a job? It wanted to be…

1. Team Members & Mascots When the Bears' mascot, Staley, wanted to start a podcast, he called it "Bearly Speaking" — it's paws-itively riveting. When a Bears player tried meditation,…

1. Workplace Humor I tried to launch a sparkling water company at work, but my ideas were too flat for the boardroom. I don’t mind working in customer service—my bubbly…

1. Car Parts & Mechanics My car's engine has a great sense of humor—it's always making exhaust-ing puns. The car’s suspension system went into therapy; it had too many unresolved…