Ultimate Collection of Wit Porcupine Puns
1. Professional Transitions "When the porcupine left its job, it decided to quill its way into retirement." "They say a porcupine's career path is all about spike opportunities." "A porcupine…
1. Professional Transitions "When the porcupine left its job, it decided to quill its way into retirement." "They say a porcupine's career path is all about spike opportunities." "A porcupine…
Radio Signals & Transmissions When the radio tower started playing pranks, they called it "signal interference." I’ve started dating a radio technician — it’s a real “frequency connection.” The radio…
1. Mathematics I was trying to do math at the beach, but it was all a sine of the times. When the circle started acting irrational, it became a real…
1. Professional Transitions "I recently got promoted to the stairwell department – I guess I’m finally climbing the corporate ladder." "He’s really been stepping up in his career – I’d…
1. Saxophone & Professional Transitions "I used to play the clarinet, but now I'm a sax-y professional!" "The saxophone player didn’t need to audition; his talent was already ‘blowing’ through…
1. Professional Transitions When I started wearing ties, I thought I’d be knot very good at it, but now I’m tie-ing up all my career goals! Ties at the office:…
1. Professional Transitions (Career/Fence-Related) My boss said I’m a great asset, so they built a high fence around me to keep me in. The new fence designer always fenced in…
1. Professional Transitions “When I switched careers from a dentist to a facialist, I had to face a lot of challenges.” “Becoming a make-up artist was a natural move for…
1. Professional Transitions I don’t need a shovel, I’m already digging into the details. I used to be a geologist, but I hit rock bottom in my career. At this…
1. Detective Work & Investigation I had to break into the detective’s office, but I couldn’t crack the code. Guess I wasn’t solving the problem. The detective loved jazz—he really…